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The most random AIM conversation ever

  • Sep. 22nd, 2007 at 8:33 PM
Invader Zim
...well not really. this is the only one i decided to post just cause its kinda funny. I've had a lot wierder, and random-er conversations...most involving kittens, blenders, a Lazyboy chair, popcorn with extra butter, and various methods of mutilation.

wwwAzn Ballerwww (8:26:04 PM): SHORYUKEN
wwwAzn Ballerwww (8:26:15 PM): *does a flaming uppercut*
moosemonkey123 (8:26:12 PM): MOOOOSE!!!!
wwwAzn Ballerwww (8:26:29 PM): yum
moosemonkey123 (8:26:21 PM): *moose attacks from outta nowhere*
moosemonkey123 (8:26:27 PM): *and eats your legs*
wwwAzn Ballerwww (8:26:51 PM): *shoots moose in the face with shotgun*
wwwAzn Ballerwww (8:27:02 PM): *blood splatters all over self*
moosemonkey123 (8:26:56 PM): its unaffected by bullets
moosemonkey123 (8:26:59 PM): its science
wwwAzn Ballerwww (8:27:24 PM): o well
wwwAzn Ballerwww (8:27:36 PM): *watches the moose implode from the rain*
wwwAzn Ballerwww (8:27:39 PM): its asian logic
moosemonkey123 (8:27:32 PM): well
moosemonkey123 (8:27:39 PM): its becomes all ghosty
moosemonkey123 (8:27:43 PM): and eats your face
wwwAzn Ballerwww (8:28:22 PM): luigi status *vacuums up the ghost*
moosemonkey123 (8:28:26 PM): you cant vaccum a fucking moose!
moosemonkey123 (8:28:42 PM): it has an anti-vaccumming-ness to it
wwwAzn Ballerwww (8:29:48 PM): ur right i cant vacuum up a moose, but thanks to recent breakthrough's in asian technology i can vacuum up GHOST mees
wwwAzn Ballerwww (8:29:49 PM): e
moosemonkey123 (8:29:48 PM): ah
moosemonkey123 (8:29:54 PM): but not A MOOSE!!
moosemonkey123 (8:29:58 PM): meese
moosemonkey123 (8:30:00 PM): not moose
wwwAzn Ballerwww (8:30:33 PM): well fuck start using walruses I can suck up those ><
moosemonkey123 (8:30:56 PM): well
moosemonkey123 (8:31:02 PM): walruses are on vactation
moosemonkey123 (8:31:14 PM): eating the little turtles and birds
moosemonkey123 (8:31:25 PM): and occasionally the life guards
wwwAzn Ballerwww (8:31:58 PM): ok well
wwwAzn Ballerwww (8:32:55 PM): DEMON PIGGIES *watches a landslide of demon piggies eat you from the toes up*
moosemonkey123 (8:37:15 PM): I just read that bit about the demon piggies
moosemonkey123 (8:37:23 PM): after they eat
moosemonkey123 (8:37:28 PM): me
moosemonkey123 (8:37:34 PM): i become one with the piggies
moosemonkey123 (8:37:40 PM): and then eat your face off
moosemonkey123 (8:37:51 PM): after that
moosemonkey123 (8:37:56 PM): i kinda just take a nap
moosemonkey123 (8:38:04 PM): and maybe after that
moosemonkey123 (8:38:07 PM): take another nap
moosemonkey123 (8:38:19 PM): maybe eat some random chicken
moosemonkey123 (8:38:30 PM): or a kitten
moosemonkey123 (8:38:32 PM): you never know


this conversation was wierd......and it got wierder.


wwwAzn Ballerwww (8:39:36 PM): *comes back as the undead and skewers brett* rotiserie pig anyone?
moosemonkey123 (8:39:39 PM): YOU BASTARD!!!
moosemonkey123 (8:39:49 PM): you can't stab a demon piggie
moosemonkey123 (8:39:59 PM): its just not...thing-you-do
wwwAzn Ballerwww (8:40:29 PM): you can with a stake
wwwAzn Ballerwww (8:40:33 PM): and steaks
moosemonkey123 (8:40:28 PM): thats a vampire dumbass
wwwAzn Ballerwww (8:40:50 PM): steaks are for demons
wwwAzn Ballerwww (8:40:54 PM): it's a loophole
moosemonkey123 (8:40:44 PM): to feed on
moosemonkey123 (8:41:02 PM): and then trick the human into giving them more
moosemonkey123 (8:41:08 PM): and then when they come back
moosemonkey123 (8:41:11 PM): they eat them
moosemonkey123 (8:41:17 PM): and go "RAAAWR!!!!"
moosemonkey123 (8:41:32 PM): this is retarded
wwwAzn Ballerwww (8:41:48 PM): alright lets end this
moosemonkey123 (8:41:40 PM): i'm going to make this a blog
moosemonkey123 (8:41:43 PM): you're right
wwwAzn Ballerwww (8:41:57 PM): *takes shotgun blows both me and you to hell*
wwwAzn Ballerwww (8:42:02 PM): cya in the next life
moosemonkey123 (8:41:56 PM): *sends ghost moose to eat your face*
moosemonkey123 (8:42:02 PM): WELL
wwwAzn Ballerwww (8:42:24 PM): *sends ghost pig to eat yours*
moosemonkey123 (8:42:22 PM): ...guess its time to get comfertable
wwwAzn Ballerwww (8:42:37 PM): a stalemate to the very end
moosemonkey123 (8:42:30 PM): damn
moosemonkey123 (8:42:50 PM): *attacks with an army of ghost moose and demony piggies*
moosemonkey123 (8:43:08 PM): damn this is stupid
moosemonkey123 (8:43:16 PM): *nukes the dog*
moosemonkey123 (8:43:20 PM): now its over
wwwAzn Ballerwww (8:43:34 PM): *attacks with an army of evil gnomes, walruses, hamseters, kittens, and panda's*
moosemonkey123 (8:43:32 PM): damn walruses!!
moosemonkey123 (8:43:37 PM): those damn traitors!!!
wwwAzn Ballerwww (8:43:51 PM): everything you've ever tortured
wwwAzn Ballerwww (8:43:55 PM): has come back to hunat you
moosemonkey123 (8:43:50 PM): *raises an army of the un-dead, un-dead*
wwwAzn Ballerwww (8:44:04 PM): *birds peck out your liver*
moosemonkey123 (8:44:00 PM): *and then a dancing shoe*
moosemonkey123 (8:44:15 PM): ATTACK MY ARMY OF UN-DEAD!!!!
moosemonkey123 (8:44:19 PM): .....
moosemonkey123 (8:44:29 PM): oh..and you too dancing shoe
wwwAzn Ballerwww (8:45:14 PM): *sylar's claire and eats her brain, then goes to sleep since I can't be killed*
moosemonkey123 (8:45:23 PM): WTF!?
wwwAzn Ballerwww (8:45:56 PM): sylars**
moosemonkey123 (8:45:47 PM): *shoes dances around*
moosemonkey123 (8:45:57 PM): ....
wwwAzn Ballerwww (8:46:16 PM): *sends the dog to chew on the shoes*
moosemonkey123 (8:46:06 PM): why the hell did i get a shoe?
moosemonkey123 (8:46:13 PM): HA!
moosemonkey123 (8:46:15 PM): dumbass
moosemonkey123 (8:46:20 PM): there is only 1 shoe
wwwAzn Ballerwww (8:46:32 PM): y the hell did we start this conversation?
moosemonkey123 (8:46:22 PM): and it dances
moosemonkey123 (8:46:32 PM): .......
moosemonkey123 (8:46:34 PM): idk
wwwAzn Ballerwww (8:46:46 PM): it's one of lifes mysteries
moosemonkey123 (8:46:48 PM): but i'm going to post this as a blog
wwwAzn Ballerwww (8:47:18 PM): same simply bcus it was stupid beyond beliefe
wwwAzn Ballerwww (8:47:23 PM): *the end*
moosemonkey123 (8:47:40 PM): *shoe continues to dance*
wwwAzn Ballerwww (8:48:09 PM): *to be continued*
wwwAzn Ballerwww (8:48:33 PM): *right now* burns the fucking shoe
wwwAzn Ballerwww (8:48:38 PM): *the end*
moosemonkey123 (8:48:41 PM): thats mean!
wwwAzn Ballerwww (8:48:59 PM): o sorry
wwwAzn Ballerwww (8:49:24 PM): *pat's shoe on the head?* ur a good shoe
moosemonkey123 (8:49:25 PM): damn right bitch
wwwAzn Ballerwww (8:49:58 PM): *walks away*prick
moosemonkey123 (8:50:05 PM): *shoe dances up to thomas and kicks him in the balls*
wwwAzn Ballerwww (8:50:34 PM): that's not very nice
wwwAzn Ballerwww (8:50:47 PM): T-T
moosemonkey123 (8:50:42 PM): i'm adding that last bit cause it was fucking awesome :-D


congrats if you actually read the whole thing.

Godzilla

  • Jul. 2nd, 2007 at 4:26 AM
Invader Zim
When you hear Godzilla, I'm sure you think of the traditional Japanese Man-in-a-Suit classic everyone else does. However, I'm talking about the 1998 movie that everyone says COMPLETELY SUCKS. i assume i'm one of the few who disagree with this and say that although it was heavily flawed, i found it enjoyable.

I mean, i grew up with Japanese Godzilla and i think he's fucking awesome, but Japanese Godzilla and the American Godzilla are completely different monsters. i mean they aimed at remaking it as a new style to the classic king of monsters, not making it an exact replica. I'm not saying however that Zilla is better than Godzilla, but I absolutely love Zilla's design. He is what he is, a giant, mutated iguana. People complain that "Oh, he's not like the real, original Godzilla, so that makes him stupid," but the truth is that Zilla is not the same creature. They are similar, and share similar traits(being huge, large dorsal dins) but Zilla is a different monster. A DIFFERENT monster. its like how in Godzilla: Final Wars, they changed King Ghidorah to a fucking 3 headed horse! That version is no longer King Ghidorah, but has been named as Kaiser Ghidorah, a new, different monster. People need to stop seeing Zilla as just a crappy, wanna-be Godzilla, but also as  another monster, as pathetic a monster as he is.

Despite how much I like Zilla, i absolutely  LOVED his short cameo scene in Godzilla: Final Wars, and that the fight between Godzilla and Zilla is one of my FAVORITE fight scenes EVER!

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